Friday, December 4, 2009

The Adventures of Federal Ranga: Prelude

The Prelude & Main Character Introduction

Background:
Welcome to the Newnited States of Rap. After a uprising of superstars and unknowns of music alike; sounds, melodies and lyrics took over the world in only a short matter of time. After a timely meeting between all genres of music, the continents of the earth were given control of by said genres. Rap/Hip-Hop, chose not to have a continent, merely a country. USA... now divided into it's own genres. Tha South, The "Fresh" Coast, The East, The Midwest and newly formed The Basket.
In a not so distant future dominated by hip hop one man is about to go on a wild ride...
Federal Ranga
Age: 25
Occupation: Regional Distric Supervisor of Shell of South Florida
2nd Occupation: Local Battle Rapper and Loose Cannon of Miami
Story: Fed is your typical successful guy living in the finer parts of Miami. Money for days, women for months and popularity to spare. He's the guy people just like, merely because they don't know him very well...
Chuntell
Age: 23
Occupation: Party Planner
Story: Fed's main squeeze and backbone. Despite finding Fed with a new woman or femcee every time she blinks. She knows that he will always come back to/fall on her for her undying love and support. Behind every strong man is a strong woman. Chuntell as she politely puts it is "the V-12 to his drivetrain"
Ronald 'Ron' Mexico
Age: 45
Occupation: Renegade Mayor of Ron Mexico City
Story: The former Black Panther turned lawyer turned politician. Got stupid rich off the "untold" investing in Apple's iPod "before it blew up" and founded his very own city which now boasts a ridiculous population of more than 3 million people (ironically, the population is 0% hispanic). His brazen mindstate make him the most feared man in the world and his misunderstood humor & wit seperate him "from the boys" as he puts it. Known for his catch phrase "Nigga please" which he's forever based his election campaigns off of despite the fact he's run unopposed since claiming power.
Tony Grand$
Age: 36
Occupation: Owner of Grand$ & Family Company/Philosipher
Story: One of the wisest men in Ron Mexico City, he is the founder and owner of the the Grand$ & Family Company with includes 4 barbershops, 2 music stores, a record company and studio as well as a 50% stake in the Ron Mexico City Times newspaper where he is also Editor in Chief. Can sometimes be spotted at local battles judging.
Her
Age: Varies from broad to broad
Occupation: Varies from broad to broad
Story: Previously mention Fed is quite the ladies man and can be found with or using a chick almost all the time. These women range from normal women to celebrities and will be easy to recognize based off of what they say to Fed.
Don "$ykotic" McCaine
Age: 37
Occupation: Billionaire Contruction Owner
Story: After years of being his father's understudy as a teen, he finally implemented new ideas in the family business and after completing a few huge construction jobs was given complete control of the company by 26. He is also one of the leading charity forces on the West Coast, giving back to the community and giving yearly grants to "up and coming artists".
Troy "New Yawka" Arnando
Age: 26
Occupation: Battle Rapper/Basketball Coach
Story: Self proclaimed "best battle rapper on the East Coast" he reigned supreme as NYC's underground champion until a live ppv loss at the hands of Skinny Hansel in 2008 for $2,000,000. Embarrassed, he went into recluse and later reappeared as a playground streetball coach in 2009. The battler in him wouldn't die and he vowed revenge. He now seeks out any and every opponent he can find or discover and is merciless in trying to regain the title back from "that cheating Dallas asshole".
A.Dd+
Ages: Unknown
Occupation: Rappers/ Enterpreneurs
Story: Local Dallas duo turned south rap stars, the team of Skinny Hansel & Paris Pershun are the Texas favorites. After dropping the Power of Tongue mixtape, S. Hansel went out to New York and eventually smash on New Yawka for the crown of NYC's Underground Champion despite not being from or living in NYC. Newly paid with $2 Mill to their names, they started their own record company and partnered with Bun B to start their own label. Nobody in the south has grinded harder since.
There plenty more characters that we will meet. Some unfamiliar, some you know and love...
And so our story begins...

2 comments:

Tony Grands said...

Hahahah!

I got me a character!

That's tight, juice. Looking forward to reading...

The Sykotic Don McCaine said...

AWWW MAANNN...

September 11th, 1986 > 9/11/2001

I'm pretty positive I'm going to catch some flak for this... what with it being my first post in almost 6 months and all. Whatever.....